What Political Classification Am I?

I am 100% pro-life, no exceptions! Abortion is when one heart dies and the other breaks.
Gay marriage and homosexuality are unnatural and unacceptable, and led to the decline of the Roman Empire.
Drill here, drill now, save money! Politicians ruthlessly block expanded oil drilling that could create millions of jobs and lower gas prices. Global warming is 100% mythical.
Companies need to be held accountable for what they say and do. If TV shows, magazines, movies, etc. promote trashy values, the government should tax them at a higher rate, confiscate their earnings, or shut down the company. Companies that promote homosexuality or abortion must be penalized.
If 10% is good enough for Jesus, it ought to be enough for Uncle Sam. We need a 10% flat income tax. Nothing more. It’s my money, not the government’s.
We need to fix our public school system using vouchers. Teachers unions must be broken up and pay-for-performance needs to be instituted.
Our US military has been slashed. We need to increase our personnel and rebuild our armed forces. It is 100% immoral to burn the flag and that must be illegal. The Patriot Act protects our safety and must stay. And you should never be rewarded for breaking the law. Amnesty is morally wrong.
Churches should replace welfare. If people followed the Bible, we wouldn’t have poverty.
Drug use is incredibly immoral. We need to expand the death penalty(which I strongly support) to include drug dealers of all kinds. Prison sentences must be increased drastically to crack down on crime.
Social security and Medicare need to be privatized or eliminated: they have been wasting the people’s money for too long.
Free trade is not fair trade! The US is getting defrauded by countries like China. We need to stop all of the bogus free-trade agreements like NAFTA and CAFTA that are killing US jobs.